ONE

Bette comes home after saving a mall full of people from a fusion ray one Thursday afternoon, and she's feeling tired and crappy and her costume needs mending again, which isn't exactly cheap, and the last thing she needs is to see her username end up on fandom_wank again.

It's like, what's she supposed to do, roll over and take it when people leave her bad reviews? She's not meant to disagree? And since when does comparing someone to Captain Nazi mean she's automatically lost the argument?

Bette crosses her arms and pouts at the computer screen. She doesn't get it. Robin's so wonderful, and brave, and beautiful, and such a woobie. Of course she's going to make up lovers who deserve him. Amethyst Glitter-Sword isn't a Mary Sue. It's an important part of the plot that she's the secret love child of Wonder Woman and Snape. And the scene where she died in Robin's arms was romantic.

With a final scowl, Bette opens her word processor. She'll show them. She'll show them all.

TWO

SuperKid08: "Robin," the Dark Knight growled as he thrust his member deeper into the younger boy. Robin trembled and clutched at him and whimpered "God Darien, I want you inside me!" Robin shakes when the dark knight cums inside of him, it feels like nothing has ever felt before.

Boy1nder: i thought we had a talk about you springing that stuff on me w/out warning.
Boy1nder: specifically, about how you DON'T.

SuperKid08: is his name really Darien? u can tell me!

Boy1nder: yes. yes it is.
Boy1nder: and he 'cums' inside of me every night, too.

SuperKid08: lol
SuperKid08: i knew it

***

SuperKid08: good afternoon chum!

Boy1nder: oh god.
Boy1nder: you do realize i have WORK to do.
Boy1nder: that my entire existence does not in fact revolve around letting you bother me?

SuperKid08: psh yeah right
SuperKid08: you're reading batman porn right now aren't u

Boy1nder: wouldn't you like to know?

SuperKid08: lol
SuperKid08: did u find another vampire one? i like those.

Boy1nder: nope
Boy1nder: better

SuperKid08: ooooh what? spill dude!

Boy1nder: you'll see

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To: konnotconner@aol.com
From: redbird01@

Happy reading. It's not the best Luthor mpreg story I've found, but as an origin story for you it works rather well. I especially liked the flowery descriptions of Superman giving birth to you through his anus, and when he saves Lex's life with his kryptonian love ray.

attached file: lexsupermanbaby

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SuperKid08: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
SuperKid08: omg
SuperKid08: SO FUCKING MUCH YOU BASTARD
SuperKid08: I WILL NEVER HAVE AN ERECTION AGAIN

Boy1nder: heh

SuperKid08: you are totally laughing your most evil laugh
SuperKid08: i can hear it from KANSAS you FUCKER

Boy1nder: u asked for it
Boy1nder: *g*

THREE

Complimentary colors: the Blue Beetle/Booster Gold 'ship manifesto
by tb_skeets

People often ask me why I 'ship Blue and Gold, especially since Gladys showed up on the scene. Some of them even tell me I'm sick, for writing porn about someone married.

Look, I want to tell those people. You don't understand what it's like being a hero in the public eye. PR is very harsh on metas and other costumed fighters, especially if you're still up-and-coming like Blue and Gold. There are more closeted heroes than anyone would believe. I know, because I know people in the industry. No, I can't tell you who. :p

I don't think it's the best thing ever that they have a beard. I think it's sad. But if they came out, do you think anyone would want to make endorsement deals with them? Do you think Boost would still get spots on VH1's I Love The Nineties if people knew he was queer?

They're doing the best they can in a hard system, and what they need most of all is to know that fans support them. That's why I send them so many letters.

Slash is important because it shows PR that fans are okay with the thought of two hot, naked male heroes getting sexy together. That's why I send PR the URLs of all the stories I find.

I've turned comments off, because I don't want to deal with flames. Peace out! :p

FOUR

SuperKid08: DUDE
SuperKid08: ok this is not cool
SuperKid08: some chick on those messageboards is saying i look like Luthor
SuperKid08: she really thinks i'm their lovechild >:0

Boy1nder: calm down
Boy1nder: it's not like she can prove anything
Boy1nder: it can't be worse than that one i found where u were clark's sex slave.

SuperKid08: do NOT remind me. i will NEVER forgive you.
SuperKid08: but this is like--dont u think it could be dangerous?

Boy1nder: not really
Boy1nder: she's posting on an internet messageboard under the name 'lexielassie.'
Boy1nder: and she thinks superman is secretly working to destroy the world.
Boy1nder: its just another one of her theories.
SuperKid08: ok first of all it's SCARY that u know this much about messageboard members.

Boy1nder: i like to keep tabs.

SuperKid08: freak
SuperKid08: you're not worried she'll discover the truth about me?

Boy1nder: i'm more worried that she'll start writing porn with you and krypto.

SuperKid08: oh HA FUCKING HA. also, dude, gross.

***

SuperKid08: yo yo
SuperKid08: wassup dude?

Boy1nder: um.
Boy1nder: not much.

SuperKid08: ...there's ALWAYS something up with u.
SuperKid08: come on man what?

Boy1nder: *sigh* okay, you know that girl you were concerned about last week?
Boy1nder: the one who thought you looked like Luthor

SuperKid08: ugh yeah
SuperKid08: what about her?

Boy1nder: well.
Boy1nder: apparently she's writing porn about us.

SuperKid08: huh.

Boy1nder: yeah.

SuperKid08: is it any good?

Boy1nder: *shrug*
Boy1nder: it made me sound like a girl

SuperKid08: that's cuz u ARE a girl.

Boy1nder: *snort*

SuperKid08: well? link, dude!

Boy1nder: um
Boy1nder: i think you can find this one yourself
Boy1nder: it kinda weirded me out

SuperKid08: really?
SuperKid08: why?

Boy1nder: gtg; batman stuff

SuperKid08: tim, come on

*Boy1nder is no longer online*

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Title: To the Moon and Back
Author: supalex007
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Its Lex Luthor and Brock Collins (thats the secret identity I made up for Superman, lol) anniversary, and theyre going to the moon! Songfic to Savage Garden.

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title: [boy wonder}
author: ______dotz
rating: r for triggering
notes: i'm sick of all the batman/superman fic in this community. here's a robin/batman story instead. angst warning, includes noncon.

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Peter Pan and Wendy
by druggedchimpannie
PG-13
Summary: Elizabeth's first night on patrol.
Author's notes: Okay, so, I know there's been some debate in this community about using fanon secret identities, but I feel like it's an important contribution to the modern mythology that superheroes embody. So I'm going to keep using 'my' version of who the girl Robin was.

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Title: Superboy's Night Out
rateing: R
Writher: BAtman's Gurl 1113
Summery: Super boy c's his Dad getting nasty w/ BAtman! And then he joins in. WARNINGCONTAINS INCEST lol

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Title: So much depends
Author: green_on_gre3n
Rating: All Ages
Summary: Green Lantern / Green Arrow pwp.
Notes: Written for the sex pollen challenge. ( Read more... )

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Title: Krypton's last Sons (19/?)
Author: Tinna Bluemonday
Rating: G for this part, X overall
Summary: Superman and his twin brother deal with the feelings they have for each other.

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Quiver
by dibnysfangirl
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Superman and Batman have to pretend to be boyfriends when the JLA goes to the planet Lasdajkjsla.

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TITLE: This broken, broken world
Rating: pg
By: lexsuperlov
Sumary: post-apocalipse fic. Will Superman save Lex? Will their love survive in a broken, broken world?

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Title: A stolen Kiss
Author: supalex007
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Batman has made Lex into a vampyre! Will Brock Collins (that's Supermans other name in my stories) be able to love him anyway? Even when they can never be together?

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