NO ORGY U SLUT
a tragedy in six stanzas
by LC
10/04

Ang threatened to kill Ted, who has a Delicate Heart. I, uh...ran with it. In haiku form! Because haikus make everything funnier. And Livia did SOMETHING. At some point. It's all her fault, really. Her fault...and Foamy's.

(Watch that cartoon first. No, really. IT HELPS.)

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1.
Why is Booster sad?
Where is Ted? Wait...never mind.
Such a tragedy.

2.
Ted should have obeyed
When the doctor said to him,
NO ORGY U SLUT.

3.
Vigorous thrusting
Is contraindicated,
And now you know why.

4.
Alas! poor Booster
Paid a high price for the joy
Of noisy buttsex.

5.
No one will admit
That 'cardiac event' means
Screaming orgasm.

6.
The solemnity
Of the funeral--disturbed:
Guy can't stop laughing.

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I'm pretty sure this qualifies as the silliest thing I've ever written. *SO PROUD*

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